Another ms in the trash
Damn straight, hope it turns to ash
Another click, as it burns
And now you’re on my screen

I’d trade my soul for that book
Pennies and dimes for a look
I wasn’t expecting this
But now you’ve caught my eye
Your pitch was quirky
Funny plot, talent was showing
Hot hunk, face was glowing
Where is this story going?

Hey, I just read it, and this is crazy
But here’s my email, query me maybe
It’s hard to think right, with this baby
But here’s my email, query me maybe

(Repeat chorus)

You took your time to reply
I took no time eating pie
It finally came with a sigh, but still it’s got to be read
I giggle and chuckle and snort
You’ve I’ve decided to court
I didn’t know I would find it, but it’ll be a best seller

(Chorus) Etc…. Etc…

Ha Ha. Well, that was fun… now… back to work.