An open letter to Twilight (A parody)
Dear Twilight,
I want to take this opportunity to let you know you ripped off loads of stuff. How could you?!?1?
Let’s start with the original Dracula. Just by being a vampire book you have ripped off Bram Stoker. Using the word vampire, or having a character who drinks blood is a total rip off, I mean like that sux. At least Dracula was openly creepy. Edward (OMG SO HAWT) stalked out in that emo chick’s bedroom and sniffed her and shiz (ewwww).
Moving swiftly on. I mean like The Vampire Diaries. Hello written your author was still in diapers. Now your movie makes the tv show kinda lame. I am waiting for Stefan to sparkle. Who does that anyway, like vampires who sparkle?1!!!!
The werewolves in your book are kinda wussy. I mean loads of books and stuff have were’s but yours are a total rip off of like everything. That new Wolfman movie, you watched the old one and wussified it right?
So please Twilight stop being such a rip off already.
Signed,
BRAMLUVER4EVA!
Sorry guys I just had to. It is totally okay to be a fan of the Twilight Series, but please stop with the ridiculous comments, and reviews, and letters to people about how such and such ripped off Twilight. You are making total asses of yourselves (especially when the said things that were supposedly ripped off came years earlier), and making people dislike Twilight and the fans of the series.
RPATZ4EVA TEAM EDWARD1!1!!!
By: heidenkind
LOL Dracula is a tooooootal rip-off of Twilight. Not that I’ve read it or anything, but I’ve seen the movie. ;P
By: Shesten (I Heart Monster)
Hee hee hee. Yeah, The Vampire Diaries totally ripped off Twilight, even though they’re like so totally way older. That one always irks me when I hear it.
Thanks for the fun post, poking fun at people who don’t take time to do their homework and think that Twilight was *groundbreaking* ;) (and I think I might have actually gotten the smiley right this time… maybe?)
By: Miriam
Haha very good :) It is so annoying when people think Twilight was like the first of it’s kind or something, and that everyone else copied it! Please, people need to get their facts right ;) I mean I’m no fan of the series but you can still enjoy a series while knowing it wasn’t the first vampire book ever written.
By: Catherine
What saddens me is the people who claim that they don’t like other vampire novels, because Twilight is the only one to get vampires right.
Yeah.
And I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: poor L.J. Smith getting all that hate mail from Twilight fans accusing her of ripping off Twilight,
By: Serena (Savvy Verse & Wit)
LOL…loved this parody. These people are taking things way to seriously…do they realize how many vamp books are really out there?!
By: Chris@bookarama
Some of those Twilight fans are intense.
The funniest comment I ever read was that Stephen King was jealous of Stephenie Meyer because he never had a book made into a movie!
By: Catherine
@Chris: I saw people saying he was jealous because he wasn’t as good-looking as Edward!
Hilarious.
By: Michelle
This is too funny, and I consider myself an uber-fan. It is unfortunate that people cannot do their research before making comments. Stephenie Meyer has been completely forthright in how she created the series. I guess the lessons learned from ignorant Twilight fans can be applied to every comment we want to make!
By: Pam
@Michelle I do not think I have read how she created the series. Can you elaborate for the twi-tarded like myself?
By: Jenny
Heehee, this made me smile. People are so silly!
By: Sarah
I like Twilight, but sometimes Twilight fans annoy the hell out of me. They really need to research. I have read dozens of vampire novels. Twilight rates no where near the top.
Do you have any links to these reviews? I know they will make me mad, but I have to read them anyway :)